i want an asian baby for the following reasons:

only in japan...

i love japan even more after having seen this bizarre video of a robot conference. my favorite is the robot that can dance. and be programmed to follow you around the house. but that freaking scorpion robot is the dumbest invention of all time. why would any child want to play with that? if you bought me that scorpion robot i would stomp on it, or make bear grylls eat it. but anyways, enjoy this video and think about when robots take over the planet. that's gonna get weird. ps, do you think japanese robots wear japanese talking watches? i bet they do...everyone should.

dans la mer du japon

if my life were perfect, i would own one of these japanese talking watches. i think everyone should own one in case an emergency situation arises where it's necessary to know how to tell the time in japanese. i feel these kinds of situations are highly probable.