i drank like seventeen cups of coffee today.

things nobody asked me but this is the answer.

interviewer: do you know what your brain is made up of?

me: yes. corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, dextrose, water, gelatin, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, artificial flavor and blue 1.

interviewer: if i'm not mistaken, those are the ingredients in marshmallows.

me: yes.

i can see it's all happening and nobody knows.