no bandaids allowed

if anyone wants to join my band, i've decided to start one. mind you, i know nothing about music, but that's never stopped me from serenading other young business professionals with my heart-wrenching renditions of damas gratis classics. speaking of damas gratis, i might pull a pablito lescano and start toting around a keytaur. perhaps i'll bedazzle it in a big way. okay but back to the band idea. my previous ideas have included starting a typewriter orchestra, but that would involve going back to argentina to purchase a wide variety of cheap typewriters from various ferias. and typewriters can be cumbersome*. but now what i'm thinking is either electro-folk (combining my two favorite genres of all time) or just collecting a bunch of different sounds for a year and then launching them into a symphony of awesomeness. thoughts? you can try out for this band by either bringing me a sound you've collected, singing karaoke into my lasonic boombox (song choices include the babysitter's club theme song, total eclipse of the heart, or the hulkamaniac song), or you can just tell me you've always dreamed of being a roadie and you'll probably get in automatically. (but you'll never be "in-in" in the band) so there you have it. that's my current idea. and one other idea which is that i think we should all start wearing native american headdresses. maybe this can be incorporated into the future almost-existent band.

*cumbersome is a weird word but it sounds like what it means. unless you were to say cucumbersome, and then i think that changes the meaning.