5.03.2009

bscbscbsc

kristy, i hate to break it to you, but you're going to get swine flu if you keep up this behavior. not that i would mind...but if you do catch it, could you plz take mal down with you? i really think it would be for the best as the whole bsc would increase in likeability. here is another episode of the best/worst show ever, entitled maryanne and the brunettes. not only does it teach us that we should dislike brunettes (like myself...it taught me the value of self-loathing), but that we should also always trust boys with southern accents, especially ones named logan, because they're super nice. this episode also teaches us that kristy is a super betch, and that girls with accents reminiscent of new jersey, long island, and other places we associate with hair gel, tanning salons, and the mafia, are always trying to steal your boyfriend but in the long-run will ultimately fail due to their poor reputations. and overuse of blue eyeshadow. really, marcy, you're on the road to prosti-dom. (ps i really have nothing against people with accents...in fact, i sometimes wish i possessed the street-cred that i assume comes along with having an accent. unless it's a midwestern one...in that case, thanks but no thanks.) and just in case you'd like a rendition of the bsc themesong as performed by alex hurst and myself, here is the link to our masterpiece (which i've blogged about before but will do so again).





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