well, it was another weekend of me sitting around watching movies on the old laptop. illegally, of course. anyways, i won't fill you in on the oldies like pan's labyrinth or anything, but here is what i thought of three more recent ones.
whip it-i actually PAID to see this movie at the theater...i have to admit, i wasn't super impressed. i mean, the roller derby parts were badass, and there were some funny parts i guess, but jesus ellen page, could you get any afterschool emo on us? i don't care if your family hates you or that you totally got duped by that dreamy band member. i just want you to say funny things like 'honest to blog'. drew barrymore was definitely the highlight of the film as an overly aggressive stoner with crazy rainbow hair. i think i would say don't go see this in theaters, totally not worth the $$$.
inglourious basterds-i know, i'm only just now seeing this! and i could kick myself, because i could've watched it about 7 billion times on repeat in the amount of time it's taken me to get my shit together. this was the best thing i've seen like...ever? it made me really proud to not be german. 90000000 stars for this one.
the secret lives of pippa lee-THE WORST MOVIE EVER. i could stop there, but mostly i just want to say dear pippa, you're not that badass dude. and so what if your mom was popping speed to be a sick housewife. like, that's not that bad. at all. and you suck for going on to lead the most boring and conventional life evereverever. AND you suck for hooking up with keanu reeves when you're old(ish), and grandpa death when you're young slash serena from gossip girl slash you could've done way better. and winona ryder, what were you even doing there? none of it made sense to me at all. i wish that crazy ex-wife of herb's had just shot her at that bizarre lunch and spared us all a lot of confusion. i want those minutes of my life back.
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