this thing that happened to me one time but not really though but i wish it did kind of.

did you ever see how rednecks say “nay-ow” for “now”. i did one time. and also “wawnt” for “want”. “ah wawnt eet nay-ow.” i saw like a whole redneck family today and i followed them around or maybe they followed me around too but i don’t think they did though. because sometimes i turn invisible when i go to stores but only on wednesdays and leap years. and one of the rednecks had glasses and i always think that’s funny when rednecks have glasses. none of their necks were really red though i don’t think. and then they said hey do you want to hang out with us and i said yeah sure okay and so we did and now i am in their redneck family and we sit in rocking chairs and say “nay-ow” all the time. and we are really good at bad words and living in terrible places because we don’t even think they’re so terrible because nothing is terrible when you have satellite tv and four-wheel drive. and we do have all of those things. THE END.