here is another thing i do all day sometimes.

i got a four dollar haircut in a basement in chinatown on saturday. the people there don't speak english so you have to pretend like you know sign language to tell them what you want. (i went when i was drunk so i was extra good at fake sign language.) then they say "okay ping ping" and they do this thing where they act like their fingers are scissors to show you that they understood. and even though it only took ten minutes i imagined what it would be like if they were my family. it would be nice i think.