(more) ideas for bringing back the oc

jesus god why did you take away the greatest show on television? why did you make mischa barton think she was so good at acting? why did you take away ryan atwood's choker and leather jacket? why did you give seth cohen self-confidence? these are rhetorical questions, naturally, but seriously...let's just resurrect this shit and make the world a better place. okay, okay. i've seen pet sematary; i know you can't bring something back from the dead and expect it not to kill and/or eat you. but how about some spinoffs? i already suggested one that would specifically address mischa barton's career woes, but don't worry because i have so many other ideas. like, for instance:

• marissa explains it all: an in-depth look into the cooper home through the eyes of a fashion-forward know-it-all named marissa cooper. complete with ladder entrance for ryan atwood and ferg-face-esque-but-not-as-smart-as-him-though little sister cooper whose name escapes me.
• america's next top model home: let's see how many of kirsten's model homes ryan can burn down in a series of challenges that focus on ways to be homeless and still look good.
• mighty morphin' power range rovers: a fleet of multi-coloured range rovers and their corresponding teenagers-with-attitude (and money) drivers join forces to form one giant megarovebot which they use to fight ugly people, poor people and the IRS. seth cohen is the nerdy blue one, marissa's the pink one and ryan's the red one. i dunno who's going to play the ethnic roles of the yellow and black ones. ps i just realized how racist the mighty morphin' power rangers was.

please consider these ideas, josh schwartz and/or fox television and/or higher being. kthanksbye.