1. mayonnaise. disgusting. don't ever give me anything with mayonnaise on it or i will sue you for attempted murder.
2. the circulatory system. i always failed that unit in school because i'd pretty much be passed out the entire time. if you say 'blood clot' or 'blood thinner', i will faint. this is making me nauseous already.
3. the sound of other people making out. it makes my skin crawl. don't do it around me or i will throw up.
4. this drink i had one time called a fuzzy brain. it was whiskey and baileys and as i suspected, one sip made me blorch. don't buy me that drink. don't get that drink. just don't.
5. that movie house of 1000 corpses. actually, all horror movies. i think there was one called the cave or something...that was pretty bad. just keep them all away from me. ugh.
okay that's the first installment. i can't write any more of these because they make me too nauseous.
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