a not haiku for not haku inspired by tyson's

i saw the ghost of tower records and i said "i'm sorry for your loss (of physical life)." the ghost of tower records shuffled around.

and then i felt like i wanted to hug the ghost of tower records but i thought that he might swallow me up like no-face swallowed up those frog people. so i just said "no thanks i don't want any."

and then also "don't you think chihiro's parents were the worst people you ever saw?"

he said "i don't really know but i'm not even really no-face."

ohrightohrightohright i forget it sometimes.

and so then i said "don't you even watch the news?"

THE END.