if you recall, i posted a while back about things that make me want to vomit. well, i was inspired to write more things that make me want to vomit after having watched the movie gummo* today. ahem:
1. many things in the movie gummo, but mostly the part where he's in the bathtub eating spaghetti. it made me not want to eat spaghetti even more than i already don't. it also put me off chocolate for life, which ironically could be a positive thing.
2. the true blood opening credits. pretty much everything in those makes me want to vomit, hence i fast-forward through them. thank you jesus, on demand rulez.
3. bugs. all bugs. i saw a cockroach in argentina one time and it scarred me for life. i don't even like butterflies. just keep them away from me or i will spew.
4. other people vomiting. except for that one time when that girl projectile vomited for ten minutes straight in our room...that was both surprisingly impressive and hilarious. (and no, i didn't help clean that up. sorry roommates and friends...)
5. clarinet reeds. excruciating. thanks, mom...three years as second to last chair really boosted my musical abilities and self-confidence.
extreme bonus: the human centipede. if you don't know what i'm talking about, keep it that way. never ever google it, never ever youtube it. never ever anything it. i think i just threw up a little bit just thinking about it.
*so gummo was mostly fucked up but there was this one voiceover that i liked that goes:
"without wood, there'd be no america. no ships to bring the pilgrims across the ocean. no log cabins, no schoolhouses, no churches, no covered wagons, no railroad ties, no cigar store indians, no nothin'."
isn't that the truest thing you ever heard?
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